Yes, I know its a hopeless case if you have to post Part 2 of your when-I’m-not-blogging post. Part one was when I had hoped I’ll redeem myself. Part two is when I just want to post some shit and get done with it.
- Looking down at my phone. Seriously. Since 2009
- Tweeting inane stuff that no one really cares about
- Tweeting about wonderful ideas on blogging. Just last week I came up with ‘I should write about not writing’ idea for a blog post and tweeted it instantly. Got me several replies and a few RTs even. Yeah, that was that.
- Living happily ever after!
- Writing my book. Oh hahahahahahaha. No.
- Writing my book that no publisher is buying. Yet. Just YET!
- Attending conference calls from clients and agencies for several hours – hence ending up in a mental black hole for the rest of the day. It happens more than you can imagine.
- Getting back in shape – a new me. Thinner. Taller even? JUST SHUT UP AND GO WITH IT.
- Attending anger management classes. What? You don’t know me personally.
- Forwarding chain mails to 25 people, in fear of what might happen if I don’t. Scary thought.
- Telling people ‘I told you so’. Seriously, people never listen.
- Googling things like ‘Clever ideas for a blog post’ or ‘What should I have for lunch’ or ‘Why my existence matters’ You know, the regular queries of a regular person.
- Doing nothing. Seriously. If you were nothing, I’d probably be doing you right now.
- Not being drunk enough to be blogging. Good reason, right?
- I’m uninspired.
- I’m not bothered.
- I’ve transformed into a productive genius (who is about to tick ‘Watch back to back seasons of Modern Family’ off her To-Do list!)
- I’m on Twitter
- I’m busy living a romantic life with my man
- I’m not earning anything through the blog
- I’m just a soulless idiot
15 thoughts on “When I’m Not Around – Part 2”
long roads
(November 14, 2011 - 7:59 am)'Viagra on discount'! LOL!
Loved it, to say the least. And I also love the images/pictures you put up in your posts. Keep writing!
Sherrii
(November 15, 2011 - 7:27 am)Brilliant post! Wondering which of the points are true π
If only you blogged regularly, I would not have to haunt your blog so often.
Gunj
(November 15, 2011 - 8:22 pm)Story of my life. Except the book!
Sohrab Kalra
(November 17, 2011 - 4:38 pm)Adi – its "Wrest" π … Dont blame me, m too overwhelmed with this GMAT study again ! π
Meera
(November 19, 2011 - 8:21 am)And, why don't you write more often?
π
debajyotighosh
(November 19, 2011 - 10:20 am)loved it. hope u write more often coz at this rate i ll only get to read ur next post in 2012.
Anonymous
(November 21, 2011 - 3:31 pm)Good one.
– Keval
sritatsat
(November 28, 2011 - 6:02 pm)Haha π Just like always π
Adi Crazy
(December 8, 2011 - 11:19 am)Long Roads: Its true, they want to sell me everything. And hey, thanks for liking the images!
Adi Crazy
(December 8, 2011 - 11:20 am)Sherrii: Oh come on, I blog less often now and its only NOW that you read AND comment. Good in a way, no? Tee Hee Hee
Gunj: I know! It sucks sometimes.
Adi Crazy
(December 8, 2011 - 11:21 am)Sohrab: Sigh. What can I say to you, dear tortured soul?
Adi Crazy
(December 8, 2011 - 11:22 am)Meera: Well, its kind of becoming my style. lol, just kidding. But seriously, I have no clue why not. π
debajyotighosh: See, I took your advice and now there are already two new posts! Ta da!
Adi Crazy
(December 8, 2011 - 11:23 am)Keval: Thank you for reading. π
SriTatSat: Always is good, right? RIGHT?
Rachit
(December 8, 2011 - 9:42 pm)Loved the 'You' in your post. Tough, confident and self-loving! Way to go!
The above lines I wrote mean nothing and is completely obsequious of me to drag you to my blog. And if you're really not bothered, you'll surely drop by and leave a comment. π
Your latest follower and another soulless idiot.
Find Songs Lyrics
(February 19, 2012 - 1:33 pm)wow!!
nice story
i like to read