Random Conversations in the Ladies Room

One thing I’ve discovered in life is that the Ladies Rooms are always the best places to hear / eavesdrop / contribute / get dragged in random conversations. Most of them are funny but they can also come in the funny-what-the-hell, funny-weird, weird-but-comfortable, funny-uncomfortable variety. You can enjoy all of it, but you should always, I repeat, ALWAYS stay clear from the weird-uncomfortable-and-gross Ladies Room conversations, trust me.

Anyway, I am convinced that one of my purposes on Earth is to become a Ladies Room Conversation expert. Really. I have had and/or been subjected to so many weird Ladies Room conversations in my life that it was only fair to make it a separate tag on the blog and start reporting it. Um. Actually I’ve already reported one crazy incident in this post that still gets a lot of traffic (people love weird, I tell ya)
Here is the recent one. Read it and tell me if there was anything more I could have done to help these girls you know, for future references.

Ladies Room, Metropolitan Mall, Gurgaon.



Fat 16-something girl with short hair, looking at the mirror: “….and he asked me out. Just like that.”

Skinny 16-something girl, applying sparkle-pink lip color: “He’s kidding with you, you know?”

Fat 16-something girl with short hair, looking at the mirror: “Naw. He asked me out in front of Nick.”

Skinny 16-something girl, applying another coat of sparkle-pink lip color: “Duh. Nick is his best buddy. It’s a joke. Or worse, it could be a bet. It’s a bet, I’m sure.”

Fat 16-something girl with short hair, now looking at me: “Can it be a bet?”

Me: “Sorry?”

Skinny 16-something girl, now addressing me: “It totally is a bet, you know? You can’t trust guys, right?”

Me: “Erm…”

Fat 16-something girl with short hair, now standing on my right, looking at me: “I think he’s not kidding.”

Me: “Okay.”

Skinny 16-something girl, walking to the hand dryer on my left, looking at me: “Trust me. I have known him longer.”

Fat 16-something girl with short hair, to me in intimate, confiding tone: “She likes him too.”
Me: “Oh!”

Skinny 16-something girl, to me: “She’s kidding.”

Fat 16-something girl with short hair, to me: “I’m not. She likes him. She told me herself.”

Skinny 16-something girl, to me in an annoyed tone: “Oh please. That’s history.”

Fat 16-something girl with short hair, to me in a whisper: “Two months back.”

Skinny 16-something girl, to me in a high pitch voice: “See? History.”

Me: “Um. I should go.”

Fat 16-something girl with short hair: “Toodles!”

Skinny 16-something girl: “Later!”

Post Author: Aditi Mathur Kumar

Author. Traveller. Blogger. Talker. Eavesdropper.

8 thoughts on “Random Conversations in the Ladies Room

    Constantly Crazy

    (January 6, 2011 - 1:23 pm)

    Really, that's all you did? You could have had so much fun in this situation, Adi!
    Hahaha!
    Read the other post too, laughed a lot.

    Siddhesh 'Ravan' Kabe

    (January 6, 2011 - 7:12 pm)

    Oh well… 2 months is history….:P

    Ankit

    (January 24, 2011 - 9:14 am)

    Hilarious!

    Roshani

    (January 24, 2011 - 9:17 am)

    I have had equally random dialogs with women in the beauty saloon. I'm sure you've had too, right?

    Standbymind

    (January 26, 2011 - 11:20 am)

    hahahaha..
    LoL man…
    What was that!

    ehh..

    ( A big HI btw..how have you been/)

    ani_aset

    (February 2, 2011 - 5:26 am)

    😛 girlssss 😀

    Sam P

    (February 6, 2011 - 12:49 pm)

    Girls! lol! And I believe two months count as history today. Good post!!

    leoPaw

    (November 19, 2011 - 2:59 pm)

    LOL!!!
    Felt like overhearing a ladies bathroom conversation. 😉
    Good one.

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