The Anti Love-Guru

That’s me. Throughout my adult life – wait, throughout my entire life I’ve hated to have committed people about me. Serious. And whenever one of my friends got committed, I have tried my level best (and even succeeded many times) to help break up. Against their will, obviously. But who cares. Single friends are the best.

I have successfully carried out 3 breakups in school (in school imagine!), 1 in Grad, 4 in M.B.A days and 2 in the working life. Good stats, no? And believe me, all of them are happy now. Well, Happier. And most of them are still my friends. Actually 4 are still my friends. But that’s a storng bond, ya know…been through thick and thin together.
Even today, I have this untamed – unstoppable part of me which unleashes itself the moment it senses the minutest of trouble in a friend’s relationship. I am livid then, almost irrepressible. All the wrong thing come out of my big mouth – basically against the relationship. Dont get me wrong, I am not a slimy bitch who wants everyone to be single. Its just that if I think a friend on mine has potential of being happy and vibrant, but is being held back by a certain ‘relationship‘, I feel bad. Pardon my limited knowledge and/or experience with relationships, but isn’t it supposed to set you free, give you space and make you happy in general? Well, this seems easy said than done with people. Most of the couples I know are whiny about space issues, are pissed with commitment fears or are plain depressed because of expectations-no-expectation syndrome. So, in such a situation it is better to be out of the relationshit, right? hmph. But people think I take some kind of an evil pleasure in other people’s breakups. (wicked smile) Well, this is highly untrue. And funny too. But once ppl believe something like that, it is completely impossible to convince them otherwise. Oh God. Hideous. Anyway, I stand for the cause of happyness. As in persuit of happyness. Being in some thing that takes away your peace of mind, your charm is frankly beyond me.
And since we are on the topic of anti-love guru and break-ups, here’s a true story of my friend…umm….lets call him Johny Bravo (haha) who recently broke up with his girl (2 year relationship) after a lot of blame-game and name calling sessions and thus, bitterness. And no, I didnt have any role to play here. So freshly out of a long relationship, the guy didnt know what to do. I mean for god sake, for 2 years all the guy had was a ‘steady relationship’ (not that its a bad thing or something, just saying) – the post break-up world was new to him. He was lost. An heart broken, of course. Was even sucidal for a while. Okay I just made this up. but seriously, suddenly he had so much spare time on him, he completely freaked out. (funny!) So a bunch of smart ass friends like me, suggested lots of things for him. He liked a lot of options. Now his day is like this – 5:30 am – Yoga (Hot Yoga Teacher). 7:30am – skipping session (the guy looks so toned now..umm).10am office (drowned in work – suddenly one of the best performers). 7pm – Swimming (yes.Swimming). 9pm – party (a lot of partying. He re-discovered the joys of being single ; )).
I’d say it is pretty good, no?
Except this, nothing much happened to me.
But please dont judge me – I dont ‘like’ break-ups at all.
And I am no more single myself, to prove the point.

Post Author: Aditi Mathur Kumar

Author. Traveller. Blogger. Talker. Eavesdropper.

40 thoughts on “The Anti Love-Guru

  • Spectator

    (June 17, 2009 - 10:06 am)

    i have a similar passion for resignations ! my score is 9 so far. and i m the best bartender in my circle when anyone needs to have a drink to overcome the entire break up arena. and it's fun !

  • Anonymous

    (June 17, 2009 - 11:28 am)


  • Anonymous

    (June 17, 2009 - 11:35 am)


  • akanksha

    (June 17, 2009 - 2:12 pm)

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  • akanksha

    (June 17, 2009 - 2:12 pm)

    U're not single anymore πŸ™‚ congrats!
    Enjoy!!! πŸ˜€

    And is that the reason for such a long absence….?? No time to blog???

  • Anonymous

    (June 17, 2009 - 2:14 pm)

    So, much effort for the punchline… Lol..
    Don't worry u'll recover…

  • Constantly Crazy

    (June 19, 2009 - 6:08 am)

    Wow…u not single anymore sweeti? Congrats. Whos the lucky guy?

  • Somya

    (June 19, 2009 - 7:05 am)

    Good post adi. And I know of one of 'those' frnd who is still your frnd.hehehe

  • Somya

    (June 19, 2009 - 7:07 am)

    And even one girl who is not your frnd anymore bcoz 6 moths after the breat up she thot it as the best thing that ever happened to her. Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


  • Anonymous

    (June 19, 2009 - 10:53 am)

    Good work there, lady! I mean with the break-up aid.

  • humbl devil

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:12 pm)

    totally agree with second anon!!! >:D
    was this post to serve as a wake call?!?
    is your subconscious screaming "how can you do this to yourself, adi???"
    or are you asking for a return favour from your friends whom you helped??? >;)

    jokes apart,
    all the best… πŸ™‚

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:14 pm)

    Spectator:hehe. I can imagine how much fun it is πŸ˜‰

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:15 pm)

    Anon: πŸ™‚

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:17 pm)

    Akanksha: Gee, thanks a ton! That is indeed the reason for a long pause. But I'm back, hopefully.

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:18 pm)

    Anon: You saw through it! I'm sure I will. πŸ™‚

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:19 pm)

    Constantly Crazy: πŸ™‚ Thanks. He's lucky and I'm lucky too
    Corny, but true.

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:19 pm)

    Somya: I know u know. hehe .
    And its break up not a beat up. I dont know anyone who had 'Beat – up'

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:20 pm)

    Ravi: Like Band-aid. yeah i know good work. hehehe

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 22, 2009 - 1:21 pm)

    humbl devil: Hahaha. I'll tell that in another post. Thanks man. πŸ™‚

  • Crush Killer

    (June 22, 2009 - 3:45 pm)

    loved this post frm top to bottom πŸ˜€
    keep up the bad work πŸ˜‰

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 23, 2009 - 7:01 am)

    Crush Killer: Don't worry, I'l keep it up and keep getting better at it πŸ˜‰

  • Sam

    (June 23, 2009 - 7:12 am)

    Where did my loong comment dissapear or you did not approve of it??

  • Adi Crazy

    (June 24, 2009 - 5:45 am)

    Sam: πŸ™ I didnt do anything!

  • Chavvi

    (June 26, 2009 - 9:06 am)

    Very Funny. I have had the privilege a couple of times myself πŸ˜‰

  • Anonymous

    (June 27, 2009 - 6:12 am)

    you all are …………

  • Standbymind

    (June 28, 2009 - 9:13 am)



  • Randommuse

    (June 29, 2009 - 6:19 am)

    Maybe other people have a different point of view? Anyway, nice post.

  • Sach!

    (June 30, 2009 - 10:49 am)


    Congo Ms. Anti Love guru! πŸ™‚
    Long ways to go…

    N happy monsoon!!! πŸ™‚

  • Gowtham

    (July 7, 2009 - 11:13 am)

    Whoa Cool Post.. You are in Love now.. If you have any issues let me know.. i will try my level best to shatter it πŸ˜›

  • SiD

    (July 17, 2009 - 6:29 pm)

    So basically the Jonny Bravo keeps himself 24 hours busy to help fugget a 2 year old relationship…sounds strange..I mean after 2 years, one single blame game can make two separate life part…sounds strange ain't it???
    And yes, Adi dear, you good quite some record and I congratulate for that. So what is your schedule to keep life busy???

    Nice post..

  • Gunveen

    (July 19, 2009 - 8:40 pm)

    ha ha! i lerrvee this!!

  • Kanmani Gobal

    (August 2, 2009 - 11:04 am)

    i absolutely know what u mean..
    being in a relationship can mean lots of restrictions.. and sooner or later, u tend to lose yourself in a world created solely by your partner according to his preferences.. that sucks

  • shiva

    (August 14, 2009 - 8:47 pm)

    Hey, after reading your blog, I felt interesting and different… LOL Anti luv guruni..

    Hence, I added your blog on my website


  • Adi Crazy

    (August 15, 2009 - 10:50 am)

    Chavvi: attagirl!
    Anon: umm…what?
    Standbymind: You said it πŸ˜‰

  • Adi Crazy

    (August 15, 2009 - 10:52 am)

    Random Muse: I hope people have a different point of view man, or no one will ever be avaliable for my servies…hehee. Thanks for liking the post. But dont judge me yet, I contradict myself quite often. πŸ™‚

  • Adi Crazy

    (August 15, 2009 - 10:57 am)

    Sachi: haha, thanks a ton sweeti. More info on Gtalk when ever I see u online. How is colg?

    Gowtham: Thankyouuuuu. And and yes, if at all there is an issue, I'll rembr you. What did you say, shatter? mmmm…

    Sid: Yeah…that's true. Hosest. He does all that. Claims it was 'true love'. But then dont quote me, I have a wild imagination you know – sometimes I cant make any difference between what I see and what I imagine. Serious issue, I know. πŸ˜›
    And thanks for liking the post. Keep visiting.

    Gunveen: Ah! Finally I find you!! Thanks a tonnnnn. How have you beeeeeen???

  • Adi Crazy

    (August 15, 2009 - 10:58 am)

    Kanmani: Exactly!!! I am glad someone understands. πŸ˜€

    Shiva: Hey! Thanks man! I hope yopu'll keep liking it. πŸ˜‰

  • Susan

    (August 21, 2009 - 8:26 am)

    I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


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