The reasons: –
- Let me declare, the whole idea of April-Fool sucks. I was April Fooled about 5 and a half times. (Half because I was too pissed to reply to a SMS from a friend inviting me to a play. I realized it was a silly prank only yesterday)
- I am
- I’ve been hogging throughout this April. Calories. Shit!
- Work sucks. For gawd’s sake, can’t organizations have a code of conduct? Hell!!
- April’s proved me negative on patience. Yes, people and friends have told me so and this has bruised my image for worse, I’ve gathered this much. Christ, I need patience RIGHT NOW.
- Too many friend getting married this April. No No No darlings, I am not jealous. At least I don’t want you to think so. But these marriages are an expenditure, less on gifts and more, much-more on my dresses.
- Being single sucks. Actually, it SUCKS big time, sometimes. Most of the times I am pretending I don’t care. The times when I am not pretending, I am busy feigning the single-is-da-best crap. And a few rare times I fiercely avoid thinking about my wierd single status. Moral of the story: – Singledom sucks raise to the power infinite+1.
- Living alone sucks too, just this one time. For instance, if you fail to get up at 5am (Imagine!!) to fill up your water tanks, you stay without bathing till the next 5am.
- Cooking. Every night. Helppppp!!
- The crazy Delhi heat is here. Its hot,its sweaty, its crazy!! Summers again. I am yuckked out.
- What sucks most? The knowledge that someone landed on my blog by typing these keywords- “raped bitch video” and “Crazy Bitch”. hmmm….. Hail Google.
You need more reasons to believe April sucks???
Well, Not me.
PS: – Points will be added to this list, till whateva’ of April is left. I’m super pissed.